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Ina's Holiday Gift Guide

She’d be damned if there weren’t a hungry young journalist out there just waiting to flag her recycled material, shout out how the Barefoot Contessa had…

Dec 23, 2021

Jeffrey, Je T'Aime

How could she look into Jeffrey’s sparkly, caring eyes and tell him, "I’m just not feeling as romantic these days?"

Feb 11, 2021

An East Hampton Haunting

She brandishes her wooden spoon and yelps for Jeffrey.

Oct 22, 2020

A Double-Chicken Week

“Viral in a virus. How do you like that?”

Sep 22, 2020

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